Funny Easter Jokes

by Gregory Sidor and Iva-Marie Palmer
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Funny Easter Jokes

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
His friends egged him on!

Why can't eggs be comedians?
They'd crack each other up!

Why did the Easter Bunny get a ticket?
He ran a hop-sign!

Why did the Easter eggs race to the Easter basket?
They were dye-ing to get in.

What kind of stories do bunnies like best?
Cotton-tales!

Why do eggs go to the beach?
To search for seashells, of course!

Why was the Easter Bunny nervous about his plan for delivering baskets?
Because Santa Claus told him it was a harebrained scheme!

Where do eggs go on vacation?
Easter Island!

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite sport?
Basket-ball!

How does the Easter Bunny make sure his basket goodies are evenly distributed?
Through a system of "chicks" and balances!

Where do bunnies hang out?
The hare salon!

What do eggs listen to on the radio?
Yolk music!

What's the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Hare mail!

Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
The outside!

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It's been nice gnawing you!

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!

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