If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Why do turkeys gobble?
Because they never learned table manners!
What kind of key has legs and can't open doors?
How can you send a turkey through the post office?
Bird class mail!
What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because the chicken got Thanksgiving off!
Why did the band hire a turkey as a drummer?
Because he had the drumsticks!
What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!
How do you make gold soup?
Throw in fourteen carats!
What's a Pilgrim's favorite kind of music?
What do you call a 500-pound turkey?
How do little Pilgrims draw pictures?
Why don't turkeys fly?
They can't afford plane tickets!
What's the friendliest vegetable on Earth?
The sweet potato!
What's a turkey's favorite type of doll?